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“INAUGURATION DAY” — A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump’s Inauguration


***You can turn these captions off and on using the CC button below It’s not so important Oh surprise! I have some pretzels for you! Melania, do you know what you just said? Wow, you’re cheery Me?- I’m always like this Oh yeah, sure You’re certainly not gonna be When can I see you walk away? You’re bad company I can’t wait You suck Now’s your chance…. call it off You can be a funny weiner, can’t you? I’m important You want to be me, don’t you Quite a figure, quite a figure No Looks like we have a problem Yeah, leave it to me We’re gonna squeeze him Hadouken! Hadouken to your face Ha-ruh-buh-buh-buh Ghhaaaa Ah! Are you wearing a big boy shirt? Yeah, I prolly never will again Help. I’m gonna barf You ever wash that wig? You got me again George! Good one That is a zinger! I like your nail polish, but not too much Now I pretend I like you But I hate you… inside You’re a creep I think you’re old like dirt Repeat after me: I make grease pellets in my sweat I make grease pellets in my sweat I was disappointed they didn’t find the continent of Atlantis yet I was disappointed they didn’t find the continent of Atlantis yet The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache So did Aunt Belinda So did Aunt Belinda Shake hand You crushed it You think? Nope, I’m teasing you, you looked depressed I don’t feel good Now raise your shrunken hand and repeat after me: I gotta get a grip, you saw me squat I gotta get a grip, you saw me squat You think i won’t fling three eggs at you? You think i won’t fling three eggs at you? The goldfish of pre-teens never had a chance The goldfish of pre-teens never had a chance I personally have puked at a cage fight I personally have puked at a cage fight Then I chewed an awful lot of cheese Then I chewed an awful lot of cheese And I stored it in my gut And I stored it in my gut What’s your name? Together we will builf a bar in rural Connecticut And we will make it a bar with a nanny And we will make it a bar called “Brown Lady” And we will make it a bar that has stuff in it And extra good leather [singing] “When you want to make a bad day a greater day” “Then come to Brown Lady!” Now let’s party! No music, just me You know what I want later? A hamburger and Milk Duds And not fish Good old fun Yay? I’m also gonna need you to scrape my bunions Yes good The guy’s the boss, you know, so… Just remember who brought you here Thank you, my prince Thank you I WIN! You know, you might want to clean my car after this I mean, now I really wouldn’t call it yours, right? You gotta go back to the Jetta Pretty dorky! At least I still know how to drive I do not. I don’t do it. It’s why I got a big truck Gonna figure out a way to bury your stuff fast I’m burying your junk already Yeah, well that’s my past The kids made me a shiv, and I mean, I’m not afraid to use it Eyes up front You got a blade? Look straight ahead.

100 Comments

  1. Bob Steenson Author

    In order for TRUMP to win in 2020 he will need to orchestrate another Terrorist attack on American soil.

    The American Government is no more than a bad reality TV program

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  2. James The Real SirFishAlot Buchanan Author

    Wait till you see what we do to the next few
    Democrat President… Oh wait, there won't be one for a very long time… Lol

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  3. Bryan Hance Author

    let me really read their lips caption and sound off slowed too .5x speed.. – Translation of first 30 seconds is amazing I wanna do the rest – Trump say something that is cropped . BHO says "You like to think your important. Prez Trump 'your oddly confident for having your ass whooped". Our beautiful first lady embraces Micheal and after the second cheek kiss says Your Fake. BHO- 'there's no way out" Trump motions too Melania who says too Micheal "Thats right I brought this just for you.' BHO-" no way in hell' looking at the present. then says "Melania your in the _______ " Trump motions and she moves away from BHO and mumbles "shit". they walk over to balcony and this is why it gets interesting if it was not already… it cuts and Prez Trump is looking over at the Soldier in Ear shot before they continue BHO- Directs him away. Im gonna let you slow it down for your self without sound and without subtitles see if you can make it out // Lets say the 30 ends with BHO saying hows _______ " PREZ TRUmp quickly says" you knew you Mother Fucker "

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  4. Bryan Hance Author

    added bonus when Micheal says "are you whering a big boy shirt shes looking right at HRC . the real translation without sound and caption she looks right at HRC and says "Im gonna _____ Bitch ) and everyone snap reaction too here saying the word BITCH like that…. this video is way better thanI originally thought so many nuggets aka Sauce here

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  5. Donald Newton Author

    I'm a Trump supporter and I still found this hilarious. Obama seemed so cool and calm in this. I don't like him as a President. But I wouldn't mind meeting Obama and hang out with him.

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  6. Paul Michel Author

    It is often the case that one of the greats is followed by one of the worst. There was Lincoln followed by Johnson, Clinton followed by GWB and Obama followed by the Plant (whether you think he's dumb as a plant or is is a Russian plant or it could be both). You know what makes me disgusted. Why the hell do the asshat presidents undo what the good president has accomplished. Clinton had the first balanced budget since Jesus was president (j/k I know some of you would love that, but he was never president) and then you had GWB with a huge giveaway to the millionaire and billionaire class. Then Obama corrected the great recession only to have Trump out do GWB and give even more money the the people who need no more money. There should be a revolution. No there should be another revolution. The Reagan revolution totally clusterforked our country with debt and bad decisions. We need to have laws preventing things like Fox News tell lies and make them put countering opinions so all the old people don't have to be brainwashed by Fox News. And did you realize that the reason old people get more conservative is they become more susceptible to scams.

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