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Lunch Break – Old MacDonald’s Deformed Farm (2011 International)


[Finding Starting Note] Lunch Break’s glad to sing today, but things don’t always go our way. We really thought this year. We’d make the ten We’ve been working day and night our second set was really tight. The problem is our Wednesday night set sucked Am I right? Oh well, there’s always next year, never fear One day lunch break will finally make the ten Hopefully we’ll make it Until that day comes, Just take a nap because tonight the only thing you’ll hear is… …Crafty attempts at entertainment So we thought we’d sing this stupid song again with new animals who, just like us, Did not make the ten Again. [oh] forgot that one Oh… Old MacDonald had a deformed farm E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a hearing-impaired parrots E-I-E-I-O With a “wat wat?” here and a “wat wat?” there. Here a “wat?” polly want a “wat wat?” Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a kleptomaniac Seagull E-I-E-I-O With a “MINE MINE” here and a “MINE MINE” there, here a “MINE” there a “MINE” [Overlapping] MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O Oh this farm save the day Paved the way, Shout Hurray! Now animals like us can be loved, too Our friends from the zoo Don’t be alarmed you can go to old MacDonald’s special… Farm Ohhh Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a lactose-intolerant cow E-I-E-I-O With a “moo moo” here and a “moo moo” there, here a “moo” there a, [Disgusted Sounds] Whee! Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a hyperactive sloth E-I-E-I-O With a [Sloth Faces] Here. and a, There. Here a, There a Everywhere a Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O Ohhh Well, you know what they say We’re all the same In some way variety makes living life so grand All creatures great and small We love them all at Old McDonald’s farm we all can have a ball Ohhh Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a bunion infested centipede E-I-E-I-O With an Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow [x5] Here, and an Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow [x5] There. Here an, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow [x5] There an, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow [x5] Everywhere an, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow [x5] Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a terrified squirrel E-I-E-I-O With a “squeak squeak” here, and a “squeak squeak” there, Here a “squeak” there a “squeak- [Shouted] DOG! NO! NO! Hey, I wonder what it sounds like if 8000 people yelled squirrel at the same time. Old MacDonald had a deformed farm E-I-E-I- Squirrel! Ohhhhhh

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  1. Terry Chapman Author

    Comedy is about timing, right? And a "callback", in terms of comedy, is a joke that refers to one previously told by a comedian during their set. In this case, Lunch Break does a callback to a joke they told one year prior. Is this the Guinness Worlds Record for "Longest Comedic Callback"?? Seems possible… πŸ˜‰

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  2. Max Blechman Author

    With anΒ OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW here and anΒ OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW there

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  3. Sheri McDANIEL Author

    Oh my goodness!!! I'm desperately trying to choose my favorite! I'm sure it was the sloth. No, it had to be the centipede. But the cow was hysterical! The squirrel…..it was the squirrel!!
    No! I've got it……it was Lunch Break! (you guys brought the potato salad, right?)

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  4. Moe Ruiz Author

    I love it !!! I was recently diagnosed with adult ADHD . This was the best medicine for the day thank you so much πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» Squeal !!!!! 😹 thank you again

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  5. TheMysticDave Author

    Monkeys afraid of heights and claustrophobic moles. Oh and maybe a vegan lion, oh and a tap dancing horse. Oh and an octopus with restless legs.

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  6. sam signorelli Author

    Great and entertaining…my only complaint is Steady on that upward glissando at 6:24…it's far easier than he made it out to be,

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  7. Marie Lynette Johnson Author

    Perfect example ofΒ what barbershop is πŸ˜‰Β Β  Also justΒ likeΒ life. Β WHAT? WHAT?Β  hereΒ  MINE MINE there.Β  Here a WHAT? There a MINE.Β Β Β  [name of city] funny farm E I E I O.

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