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Man Gets His Long Time Christmas Wish And It Turns Into The Most Hilarious Family Dinner Ever

Many people would say that Christmas is all
about family and in most families, we do get together for the day and enjoy a nice dinner. During that time we get to catch up on the
latest and enjoy a laugh or two in the process. There is also something else that often happens,
and that is when one of our family members is out there and says or does something inappropriate. Yeah, we all have one in our family. Something happened at this family get-together
that really raised some eyebrows. What does a Christmas dinner and an inflatable
doll have in common? Read on to find out:
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill
them. What they say about Santa checking the list
twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay’s kids’ stockings
were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come
true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of
an inflatable love doll. They don’t sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you’ve never been in an X-rated store,
don’t go. You’ll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, “What
does this do?” “You’re kidding me!” “Who would buy that?” Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll
section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated
doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane
during rush hour. Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love dolls come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side
of the box, could do things I’d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for ‘Lovable Louise.” She was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a “doll” took a huge leap
of imagination. On Christmas Eve, with the help of an old
bicycle pump, Louise came to life. My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let
me in during the wee morning hours, long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling
pantyhose with Louise’s pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained
of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours. The next morning my brother called to say
that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy but
had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come
back and bark some more. We all agreed that Louise should remain in
her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional
Christmas dinner. My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she
walked in the door. “What the hell is that?” she asked. My brother quickly explained, “It’s a
doll.” “Who would play with something like that?” Granny snapped. I had several candidates in mind, but kept
my mouth shut. “Where are her clothes?” Granny continued. “Boy, that
turkey sure smells nice, Gran,” Jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. But Granny was relentless. “Why doesn’t she have any teeth?” Again, I could have answered, but why would
I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride
in the back of the ambulance saying,”Hang on Granny! Hang on!” My grandfather, a delightful old man with
poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, ” Hey, who’s the naked gal by the fireplace?” I told him she was Jay’s friend. A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the
mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be
Grandpa’s last Christmas at home. The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had
died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise that sounded
a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the panty hose, flew
around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose,
and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth
resuscitation. My brother fell back over his chair and wet
his pants and Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car. It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and
remember. Later in my brother’s garage, we conducted
a thorough examination and found the cause of Louise’s collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from
a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called
duct tape, we restored her to perfect health. Louise went on to star in several bachelor
party movies. I think Grandpa still calls her whenever he
can get out of the house. what a giggling eve . hope so made you smile
a bit. if you did then share it on to make others laugh.


  1. Eva Conard Author

    You people should be ashamed of yourself to put up a story about Trump ugly daughter what is wrong with you. To say something about a young woman like that is just pure hate and so very wrong. No one should ever put someone down . Young people have enough to deal with without someone saying such mean and hurtful things about them. You owe this young woman a sincere apology. Stop it it not necessary to hurt someone

  2. forestsoceansmusic Author

    I wonder what the presenter's real accent is like? (He does a very good upper class accent in this channel's video on the box left unattended at Beirut airport.)


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